We Didn't Start the (NextGen) Fire(wall)

Oops,  I did it again...

:-o

Another sing-song, sing-along through infosec history, this time with more cowbell!

Same spoof on Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire, different infosec terms and references.

Enjoy...

Gal Shpantzer

PS A guide to pronunciation for the sake of the song's rhyming and timing:

Roesch like mesh.

RIAA like diarrhea (I'm not sorry, they deserve it... http://shpantzer.blogspot.com/2009/09/send-in-clowns-riaas-embarrassing.html )

M-P-A-A like Em Pee Ey Ey

SCADA like Skay-duh

NIPC like NipSee

Here we goooooooo.....  mi mi mi mi mi..... la la la LA la la laaaaaa....

Diffie-Helman, Token Ring, Private Cloud, Google and Bing

Forrester, hypervisor, Christmas Tree attacks

Marcus Ranum, DEC SEAL; Scarfo loses, no appeal

Multics, lethal ping, Trustworthy Computing

Stephen Northcutt, IDS, wirespeed analysis

Magic Quadrant, APT, Flash and Reader (Adobe)

We didn’t start the firewall...

It was always burning

Since the URL’s been turning

We didn't start the fire

No we didn't light it

But we tried to fight it

Straw-hat glasses, geotags, BIOS firmware blackbags

Hardware hacking, side channel, Communist Bloc

Wireless to Zigbee mesh, Alan Turing, Marty Roesch

Evening Iguana, Rock Around the Clock

EINSTEIN, A-Team, Sharks with friggin LASER beams

Bruce Schneier, MBR, Twitter Facebook, SQUIRREL!!!

Android, VDI, @Hrbrmstr, SQLi

TSA, CSA, RIAA/M-P-A-A

We didn’t start the firewall...

Joshua Corman, PCI, No Child will be Left Behind

SCADA, Office Space, Common Criteria

Enigma, Firewall, Comodo CA Falls

Night Dragon, NetFlix,  SB 1386

NIPC, Farmville, Arpanet, ‘bola Monkey, MafiaBoy

MapReduce, Hadoop, TwoFish is a no-go

Duqu, BSD, AOL sends out CDs

Zombie botnets, Psycho, Nudie Scans at SFO

We didn’t start the firewall...

Gartner’s “IDS Is Dead,” joyride on the NO-OP Sled

Remote screen emulation, Van Eck emanations

Wall Street speculators lie, Nortel’s decade compromised

TrueCrypt, Next-Gen, Firewalls are back again

UseNet, XSS, browser pwn on the WordPress

RSA: Blown away! What else do I have to say?

We didn’t start the firewall…

Trojan horse, Chuvakin, Zero-Client endpoint Zen

TCP, NFC, Peer to Peer, RFC

Sneakers, Matrix, BGP, thank you Sir Tim Berners-Lee

Ayatollahs in Iran, US in Afghanistan

SecurID, seeds exposed, DIB is getting hosed

Foreign debts, homeless Vets, WEP cracked in minutes

Angelina in Hackers, I Can Haz D Cheezburgers

Linux flavor holy war, I can’t take it anymore!