March 20, 2012

We Didn't Start the (NextGen) Fire(wall)

Oops,  I did it again...


Another sing-song, sing-along through infosec history, this time with more cowbell!

Same spoof on Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire, different infosec terms and references.


Gal Shpantzer

PS A guide to pronunciation for the sake of the song's rhyming and timing:

Roesch like mesh.

RIAA like diarrhea (I'm not sorry, they deserve it... )

M-P-A-A like Em Pee Ey Ey

SCADA like Skay-duh

NIPC like NipSee

Here we goooooooo.....  mi mi mi mi mi..... la la la LA la la laaaaaa....

Diffie-Helman, Token Ring, Private Cloud, Google and Bing
Forrester, hypervisor, Christmas Tree attacks

Marcus Ranum, DEC SEAL; Scarfo loses, no appeal
Multics, lethal ping, Trustworthy Computing

Stephen Northcutt, IDS, wirespeed analysis
Magic Quadrant, APT, Flash and Reader (Adobe)

We didn’t start the firewall...
It was always burning
Since the URL’s been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Straw-hat glasses, geotags, BIOS firmware blackbags
Hardware hacking, side channel, Communist Bloc

Wireless to Zigbee mesh, Alan Turing, Marty Roesch
Evening Iguana, Rock Around the Clock

EINSTEIN, A-Team, Sharks with friggin LASER beams
Bruce Schneier, MBR, Twitter Facebook, SQUIRREL!!!

Android, VDI, @Hrbrmstr, SQLi

We didn’t start the firewall...

Joshua Corman, PCI, No Child will be Left Behind
SCADA, Office Space, Common Criteria

Enigma, Firewall, Comodo CA Falls
Night Dragon, NetFlix,  SB 1386
NIPC, Farmville, Arpanet, ‘bola Monkey, MafiaBoy
MapReduce, Hadoop, TwoFish is a no-go

Duqu, BSD, AOL sends out CDs
Zombie botnets, Psycho, Nudie Scans at SFO

We didn’t start the firewall...

Gartner’s “IDS Is Dead,” joyride on the NO-OP Sled
Remote screen emulation, Van Eck emanations

Wall Street speculators lie, Nortel’s decade compromised
TrueCrypt, Next-Gen, Firewalls are back again

UseNet, XSS, browser pwn on the WordPress
RSA: Blown away! What else do I have to say?

We didn’t start the firewall…

Trojan horse, Chuvakin, Zero-Client endpoint Zen
TCP, NFC, Peer to Peer, RFC
Sneakers, Matrix, BGP, thank you Sir Tim Berners-Lee
Ayatollahs in Iran, US in Afghanistan

SecurID, seeds exposed, DIB is getting hosed
Foreign debts, homeless Vets, WEP cracked in minutes

Angelina in Hackers, I Can Haz D Cheezburgers
Linux flavor holy war, I can’t take it anymore!

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